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- It takes 300 pounds to rip off a human ear.
- There is no word in the English language that rhymes with "orange".
- Fleas have live young that distroy the mother's body. (Ewwww!)
- It is immpossible to lick your elbow. (unless you are a freak
like my cousin)
- About 85% of the people who read this will then try to lick their elbow.
- The're are A, AA, AAA, C, and D batteries, but no B.
- Chocolate stimulates the part of your brain that makes you feel happy.
- George Washington Carver invented over 100 uses for peanuts.
- My Spanish teacher is my dad's ex-girlfriend's daughter's husband's sister-in-law.(I'm
not kidding.)
- Your eyes are the highist holes on your head.
- The meaning of life is 42.
- The question of life is 8x7. (he-he!)
- Rachael questions the great Boo Kitty's knowledge, she will parish!
- Erika is FOXY! That's a fact, Jack.(she made me put that.....)
- Your name is now Jack.
- Stupidety is a disease.
- If you didn't see that I spelled "stupidity" wronge, then you have it.
- If you didn't see that I also spelled "wrong" wrong..... then you're a lost cause.(wrong wrong
he-he!)
- There is no spoon.
- Shit-Paine is hyper-ventalating.
- I can't spell that.
- Shit-Paine also broke Brooke's remote.
- BOO KITTY IS GOING TO SCOTLAND!!!!
- Brooke stole Shit-Paines rubber-band.
- Shit-Paine likes Enrica Inglaces'es tight pants
- I can't spell his name.
- Shit-Paine wakes up like "how am I doing it?"
- I'm on the phone with Shit-Paine right now if you couldn't tell.
- Shit-Paine sats " What's shaken' baken?"
- Shit-Paine's tummy hurts...poor Shit-Paine....
- Puddle of Creedleback! Three bands in one!(ya gotta adimit, they sound alike!!!!)
- Shit-Paine says "It's fun to make funny noises with our bodies."
- Boo Kitty says that's not right.
- Shit-Paine says "well think about it."
- Boo Kitty says no.
- Brooke is talking to George.
- George is a hamster.
- Brooke says "George is a booger."
- Boo Kitty is confused.
- George is wearing a baseball cap.
- YAY FOR GEORGE!
- Shit-Paine is going to get EAR-ITIS
- Emily misses being a fetus.
- Emily can't go to school dances anymore because she rolled around on the floor and told people
she was Moses.
- Emily used to love Hanson.
- Virgen can never be plural because virgens is not a word.
- Emily's new name is Keaira!!!!
- Air is there!
- Shelley has a leprechin in her pocket.
- There are 36 spitwads on Keaira's history room.
- Candles are red sometimes.
- The ebay fairies are in Keaira's head and are beating her brain to a mushy pulp.
- Fetus lovers of America nail Fetuses to their doors.
- Keaira wants to know if it's true about what they say about guys with big feet.
- Boo Kitty and Keaira are sick mind sharing buddies!
- Keaira is stalking a poser.(DUM DUM DUM!!!!!!!!!!)
- Keaira has a virus.
- Keaira fixed it.
- Keaira feet are two different colors.
- The font changed by its-self at fact 57.......
- The word dude can be used in any situation.
- BOO KITTY'S BACK FROM SCOTLAND AND IT SUCKED!!!
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