Ebay Fairies..... You don't know what they are do you? I didn't think so. Though you've never
seen them, you've encountered them. Don't think so? Ever got you're hair ripped out by a chair or door? That wasn't a normal
chair.....IT WAS THE EBAY FAIRIES! They live in chairs and other things that you're hair gets cought on. They Steal hair and
weave baskets out of it to sell on Ebay. Why you ask? To get plastic surgery because they are the uglyist fairies in the world.YOU
MUST PROTECT YOURSELF FROM THEASE HAIR THEIVES BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE! The best way to frighten them off: BELLS. They hate bells.
I wear one on each wrist and one around my neck.They really hate me because I discovered them. Do not try to fight them by
yourself, they are smart. Leave the fighting to me and my army of fairy hunters. Untill then, keep your hair up and be careful!
I HAVE UP-DATES! One of my fairy hunters discovered Ebay fairies are weak agianst: GUM!I SHOULD
HAVE KNOWN! THEY STEAL HAIR, AND THE WORST THING THAT CAN HAPPEN TO HAIR IS TO GET GUM IN IT!(I have a link to her site on
my "fun links" page. It's Erica's site at the bottom.Tell her The Great Boo Kitty sent you!)
